Happy Birthday, You’re Dead

Written and Directed by Terry Smith

Produced by Jerri Wiseman

You are invited to a surprise birthday party for Candy Crush, a D-list actor. She’s the hottest ticket in town. But her birthday party isn’t the only surprise she will get tonight! Someone’s about to be murdered. Only you can prevent this from happening before it’s game over. To miss this would be a crime.

Murder Meter™ Classic Whodunnit

Performances will be held at area restaurants, wineries, and breweries January 10 – February 22.

Note

ALL MURDER MYSTERIES ARE WHAT WE WOULD RATE AS PG13. THERE IS USUALLY SEXUAL INNUENDO, MILD SWEAR WORDS, AND, OF COURSE, MURDER. IT IS UP TO YOU AS A PARENT TO DETERMINE WHETHER IT WILL BE SUITABLE FOR YOUR CHILD TO ATTEND A PERFORMANCE. SOME VENUES MAY HAVE AGE RESTRICTIONS.

Note

Your safety comes first. Performances will run as scheduled unless weather conditions make it unsafe. We will post an update on our website and social media based on weather and road conditions. If WE cancel a show due to severe weather, ticket holders may transfer to a future performance or receive full credit.

Click the venue’s name below to get more details and the reservation link.

January 10 Private performance

“Happy Birthday, You’re Dead” is available for private bookings for groups of 35 people or more. Please contact us at info@stagecoachtc.com or call us at 571-477-9444 to discuss this and other entertainment options for your group.

January 24 at ONO Offshore in Chantilly (with dinner)

ONO Offshore, 4515 Daly Drive, Suite N, Chantilly, VA 20151

5:30pm Doors and Beverage Tabs open

6:00pm Dinner starts

6:45pm Show starts

There will be a 15-20-minute intermission.

Tickets: $57 plus ticketing fee and sales tax includes the show, catered dinner and dessert by Odd BBQ.

Menu: Choice of smoked pulled pork or smoked chicken thighs and bun. Assemble your own sandwich with choice of BBQ sauce. (A Beyond Brat will be available for those who select a Vegetarian/Vegan Meal.) Macaroni and cheese. Grilled Vegetables. Baked Beans. Cookies for dessert.

Beverages are not included in the ticket price. Guests will be able to open a tab for the self-serve beer wall with 4 craft beer options from Ono Brewing Company. There will also be hard seltzer available for purchase in addition to assorted sodas, tea, and bottled water.

Buy tickets for ONO Offshore.

January 25 at Cedar Run Brewery in Nokesville (with optional dinner) CANCELLED

Cedar Run Brewery, 12801 Hazelwood Dr, Nokesville, VA 20181

6:00pm Doors open. A food truck will be there for you to order food if you want it.

7:00pm Show starts.

Tickets: $35 + $3.35 ticketing fee

Food and drinks will be available for separate purchase.

This performance has been cancelled. Please check for other dates and join us there.

February 13 at Firefly Cellars Winery in Hamilton (with dinner)

Firefly Cellars, 40325 Charles Town Pike, Hamilton, VA 20158

6:30pm Doors and dinner buffet start

7:15pm Show starts

There will be a 15-20-minute intermission.

Tickets: $85 plus ticketing fee and sales tax includes the show, catered buffet dinner, dessert, and welcome drink.

Menu: Baby Greens Salad with Feta Cheese, Roasted Apples, and Toasted Sunflower Seeds with House Ranch and Vinaigrette Dressings. Baked Lemon Sole with Pommery Cream Sauce. Grilled Sliced Steak with Braised Onion Demi-glace. Sauteed Mixed Vegetables. Whipped Potatoes. Rolls with Butter. Flourless Chocolate Cake. Unsweetened Tea. Coffee. Special meals can be accommodated with 48 hours’ notice.

Wine will be available for separate purchase.

Buy tickets for Firefly Cellars.

February 14 at Casanel Winery in Leesburg (with dinner)

Casanel Winery, 17956 Canby Road, Leesburg, VA 20175

6:30pm Doors open and dinner buffet starts.

7:15pm Show starts.

There will be a 15-20-minute intermission.

Tickets: $77 plus ticketing fee and sales tax / $72 for Wine Club members plus ticketing fee and sales tax (see Casanel Winery for promo code) includes the show, catered dinner and dessert by Pure Perfection Catering.

Menu: Baby Greens Salad with Truffle Croutons, Dried Tart Cherries, and Confit Tomatoes with Pesto Vinaigrette Dressing. Baked Salmon with Saffron Sauce. Herb Seared Chicken with Mushroom Sauce. Roasted Mixed Vegetables. Scalloped Potatoes. Rolls with Butter. Chocolate Cheesecake. Unsweetened Iced Tea. Coffee. Special meals can be accommodated with 48 hours’ notice.

Wine will be available for separate purchase.

Buy tickets for Casanel Winery.

February 22 at C’est Bon by Savoir Fare (with dinner)

C’est Bon by Savoir Fare, 6 W Loudoun Street, Round Hill, VA 20141

5:00pm Doors open and dinner buffet starts.

5:45pm Show starts.

There will be a 15-20-minute intermission.

Tickets: $85 plus ticketing fee and sales tax includes the show, catered dinner and dessert. Gratuity not included.

Menu: Mixed greens with strawberries, goat cheese, blueberries in honey poppy seed dressing. Roasted Chicken in orange thyme sauce. Jeweled rice pilaf. Beef Tips Stroganoff over buttered egg noodles. Rolls and butter. Birthday cake!

Full bar will be available for separate purchase.

Happy Birthday, You’re Dead

Happy Birthday, You’re Dead

Click the venue’s name below to get more details and the reservation link.

Buy tickets for ONO Offshore.

Buy tickets for Firefly Cellars.

Buy tickets for Casanel Winery.

Buy tickets for C’est Bon by Savoir Fare.