Written and Directed by Terry Smith

Produced by Jerri Wiseman

It’s Christmas in the Aloha state and the mob boss, “Big Kahuna”, has invited you and your island “Ohana” to the annual Humuhumunukunukukuapua’a Luau, where everyone gets lei’d. What starts out as an evening filled with the aloha spirit quickly turns sinister with the discovery of a grisly murder. Come dressed in your finest aloha attire and help our cracked detective, Magnum PU, solve the case.

Performances will be held Dec 1 – 17, 2023.

Save the date to join us at your favorite venue. Links will open all shows by the end of Oct/beginning of November. Be sure to check back!

ONO Offshore in Chantilly – December 1 and 3

ONO Offshore, 4515 Daly Drive, Suite N, Chantilly, VA 20151

5:30pm Doors and Beverage Tabs open

6:00pm Dinner starts

6:45pm Show starts

Break for dessert. Show resumes after dessert.

Tickets: $55 per person includes the show, catered dinner and dessert by Odd BBQ. [Menu: Choice of smoked pulled pork or smoked chicken thighs and bun. (Assemble your own sandwich with choice of BBQ sauce. (A Beyond Brat will be available for those who select a Vegetarian/Vegan Meal.) Macaroni and cheese. White rice. Baked Beans. Brownie or Blondie for dessert.]

Beverages are not included in the ticket price. Guests will be able to open a tab for the self-serve beer wall with 4 craft beer options from Ono Brewing Company. There will also be hard seltzer available for purchase in addition to assorted sodas, tea, and bottled water.

Oatlands in Leesburg –  December 2, 9, 16 & 17

Oatlands, 20850 Oatlands Plantation Lane, Leesburg, VA 20175
Doors and dinner buffet start at 6:30pm. Show at 7:15pm. Please arrive at 6:30pm.
Tickets: $70 per person includes the show, catered dinner and dessert by Pure Perfection Catering. (Menu: Greens Salad with Mandarin Oranges, Sweet Onion, and Peppers with Honey Sesame Dressing. Huli Huli Chicken. Roasted Luau Pork. Steamed Jasmine Rice. Roasted Vegetable Medley. Coconut Cake. Soft Rolls with Butter. Coffee and Iced Tea Station.) Beer, wine, cocktails, and canned sodas will be available for separate purchase.
Effingham Manor Winery in Nokesville, VA –  December 8

Effingham Manor Winery, 14325 Trotters Ridge Pl, Nokesville, VA 20181

Doors will open no earlier than 6:30pm. Dinner buffet starts at 6:30pm. The show will begin at 7:15pm. Please arrive at 6:30pm.

Tickets: $xx per person includes the show and catered buffet dinner by xxx. Tickets will include a welcome glass of wine and dinner. Additional wine will be available for purchase. [Menu: xxx] Plus dessert!

Plated Vegetarian Entrée available by preorder only – xxx Any gluten free dessert or vegetarian entrée must be ordered by xxx.

Reservations will close before xxx.

Bright Box in Winchester –  December 10

Bright Box, 15 N. Loudoun Street, Winchester, VA 22601

Doors, bar, and kitchen open at 5:30pm. Only a dessert menu will be available. Show starts at 6:30pm.

Tickets: $25 per person for the show + admission tax & processing fee. Does not include dessert or drinks. There is a $15 minimum per person.

Advance ticket sales will end at 5:00pm. Tickets will be available at the door if the show has not sold out in advance.

Creek’s Edge Winery in Lovettsville – December 15

Creek’s Edge Winery, 41255 Annas Lane, Lovettsville, VA 20180

Doors and dinner buffet start at 6:30pm inside the winery – please arrive at 6:30pm. The show will begin at 7:15pm. Dessert will be available at intermission at approximately 8:00pm. The show will conclude around 9:00pm.

Tickets: $xx per person includes the show, catered dinner buffet catered by xxx. (Menu: xxx) Wine will be available for purchase by the glass or the bottle.

If you have any dietary restrictions or questions about the event, please reach out to Jordan at [email protected]!